and now for an important update
my cell phone has been on vacation for 7 months, and it and i have just been reunited. before the warm glow of the reunion really had time to sink in, it launched right into yelling at me because my text message box is too full. this is an old fight that we have. it says: “mailbox 89% full! please erase old messages!” and i say “chill out, yo! you have enough memory that you want me to go download bejeweled and read my email on you. why the christmas can’t you let me keep my old text messages instead?!”
so far, it’s a losing battle for me, and periodically i have to go through and do triage on the old messages and decide things like whether i still really need my cell phone to know how to make a mojito. questions like that are usually relatively easy to answer, because if i ever want to know how to make a mojito again, i can just ask google again. such is the beauty of the internet and google sms.
i cannot, however, replace messages from my friends, and i have found that i enjoy having their wit and wisdom at my fingertips because it serves as a warm fuzzy tour of my recent past.
below, for instance, are some snapshots of my life that i would rather not send into the void forever. Perhaps you will recognize yourself!
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Happy happy happy happy happy happy birthday! Have a great one!
You’ll never get in here. :(
Yo! We’re at robinella @ that tent. Next is ben folds @ which tent. you here?
Local Listings: City Museum 701 N 15th St. St Louis, MO 63103
Local Listings: Dunkin Donuts 10226 Lincoln TRL Fairview Heights, IL
the rumours of my DUI have been greatly exaggerated
Bumpy dogs who open legs void old via mic yuk ask tag url egos.
Is the pressure on?
Bienvenue aux les etats unis
Yahoo
Northwestern State University Natchitoches, Louisiana
:)
Vincenzo Bellini. Overview. Though publicly revered as the spiritual leader and champion of moral fortitude…
Bad toothache staying home. have fun!
5c down the drain
rhymes with “Yo mamma,” as Obama often says) is a multiracial… Obama was raised by his mother until about age 10, when his maternal…
Giblets… are the edible viscera (heart, gizza…)
Chocolate Cake Shooter recipe — www.drinksmixer.com A delicious recipe for Chocolate Cake Shooter with Absolut Citron vodka, Frangelico hazelnut liqueur and lemon. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Yes there are manyl grades of asswipes from Grade A to low grade like gas. 2day Cig Hag is like toilet paper; you’re glad it’s there but wouldn’t want to be it
Mexonline.com – Mexican Holidays — www.mexonline.com Explains the history and significance of Cinco De Mayo, which commemorates the defeat of the French Army by the Mexicans at The Battle of Puebla in 1862
Glossary: semaphore: As per the literature, a mutual exclusion or resource management method where tasks sleep waiting for a semaphore to be granted to
I fucking just fucking found the fuck out that fucking CIG FUCKING HAG made employee of the motherfucking month!
Word.
I am the doorkeeper! Are you the keymaster?
Saturday night roll call! What are you doing right this moment?
Glossary: SYZYGY: The points in the moon’s orbit about the earth at which the moon is new or full.
Hey you’re getting a text msg from someone on stage right now! Bet you can’t guess who! BTW, don’t reply yet. It might screw up the scene!
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yeah, i’m glad i’m back from my hiatus, too.
:)
on we go.